nonesense-world:

this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever

nonesense-world:

this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever

(Source: nonsense-world, via danaboulos)

Une femme est une femme (1961)

(Source: bunnyhepburn, via danaboulos)

lierdumoa:

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

That second to last panel is chilling.

(via krakenguts)

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

(via klartie)

mastercontrol:

Burning Man Neon Shark

mastercontrol:

Burning Man Neon Shark

(via krakenguts)

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

image

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zambiunicorn:

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

my cat would still want to be on my hands

zambiunicorn:

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

my cat would still want to be on my hands

(Source: herotox)

ngeniuskidd:

namesoutloud:

suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much

Friendship and Relationship goals

Awww

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo, via zombiesailor)

lannestere:

Joseph Gordon Levitt on Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #6 (x)

(via brbjellyfishing)

(Source: totalparksandrec, via brbjellyfishing)

troylersombrero:

herestothegirlthatwreckedmyworld:

wellisnthatwizard:

hohenheiny:

YOU GUYS
SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.
ahhh pizza

i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”

Omg

This is on my bucket list

troylersombrero:

herestothegirlthatwreckedmyworld:

wellisnthatwizard:

hohenheiny:

YOU GUYS

SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.

ahhh pizza

i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”

Omg

This is on my bucket list

(Source: kallesdemos, via faypants)

chriseatskidz:

jontpirtle:

girrlscout:

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

Poor girls

Guys like that exist?

like.. Leave the guy, you don’t need to suffer anymore..

(Source: , via m0rphlne)

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

Someone start a tinychat

hello, how was your day??

This is not how you start a tinychat

i might be able to make it smaller if you want

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly, via magentaflame)

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

(via rydenarmani)