this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever
That second to last panel is chilling.
Today I went to Subway.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
Give your cat the F L O A T I N G J U D G E M E N T B O X to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar
my cat would still want to be on my hands
Next level trust.
Love that show so much
Friendship and Relationship goals
SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.
i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”
This is on my bucket list
Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them
Guys like that exist?
like.. Leave the guy, you don’t need to suffer anymore..
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Someone start a tinychat
hello, how was your day??
This is not how you start a tinychat
i might be able to make it smaller if you want